My Day of Epic Failness

So I think today was the most EpiC FaiL day of my life!!! haha, it started when I came out of the bathroom at work this morning and noticed the other technician already there, when she had another hour before her shift.  When I question her, she tells me that she is the opener.  I woop out my ipod w/ the schedule on it and say no look, Friday - Jacque, 7-6.  She says "um no....it's only thursday!!"  I proceed to bang my head against a nearby door...it hurts.  Oh well, I could use the extra hour, no biggie.  Around 8:30 when Brandie gets there, I have her come w/ me to the car shop so I can drop my car off to have my tranny worked on, and get a ride back to work.  Besides fighting w/ my brain all day about friday really being thursday, all goes fairly smoothly until roughly 4:30-5:00 in the afternoon when I start feeling like I'm forgetting something.  I think it's just something around the clinic, a client I forgot to call back or some such, so I brush it off when I can't place it.  6:15 comes around when I realize what I forgot was my car.  The shop closes at 6.  I think to myself...'wow, I'm really winning today.'  So in the midst of trying to arrange carpools home and to work again the next morning (when I really do open) I decide to give it a shot and hope that someone is still at the shop.  Colleen buzzes me down there, and I get in right as the mechanic was leaving. Whew!!  Crisis averted, I go back to the clinic to help finish closing.  So Sherilynn comes to me and says, "so I don't need to pick you up at the car shop tomorrow morning anymore? Nice that they could get you in a day early"  REALLY?!....  as the realization dawns on me and everyone else, I realize how big of a retard I am.  In lieu of my believing it was friday, I took my car in a DaY eArLy!  and they were even descent enough at the shop not to even question it, but took my car in anyway.  I look longingly at the door again, thinking I should have saved the head pounding for now.  Once the laughing dies down enough for me to be heard, I salute everyone, inform them that I am indeed done for the day and proceed to leave.  On pulling out of the parking lot, i realize I have left the kitten inside.  whoops! at least I hadn't gone far. - - Home at last!! Stacey isn't around, so I sit down with a large tub of ice cream intending to feast for awhile when I see my visiting teaching companion walking up the steps.  Seriously?!?!  I drag myself off the couch, quickly change and volunteer to drive.  Her startled squawk reminds me I left the kitten in the car. -_-  One big sigh, and I remind myself that this day does, eventually, have to end.  At least tomorrow I have some fun to look forward to!  But for now, I'm going to bed early.